ALL CAPS

IT'S SOMEWHAT WEIRD WHEN PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO EXCESSIVELY WRITE DIALOGUE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS, BECAUSE I PERCEIVE THIS AS SHOUTING IN AN ALARMED, TONELESS, OR OTHERWISE OVERLY IMPASSIONED WAY. LIKE WHEN SOMEONE LOSES THEIR CAR KEYS. OVERUSING THIS-- OR USING THIS AT ALL IN THE CASE OF A LEMON-- IS SERIOUSLY IRRITATING. I DUNNO IF I'M THE ONLY ONE FEELS THIS WAY, BUT ANY WRITER FOUND GUILTY OF THIS GETS MINUS 2 POINTS FROM TENSHI/AMBEY/XIANPU/3XKASUMIX3/MOEKO/USAGIYO/HAIKU WHATEVER YA WANT TO CALL ME.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT HALF OF YOU JACKED UP FANBOYS/FANGIRLS OUT THERE, BUT WHEN I THINK ABOUT LEMON/LIME-Y THINGS, I DON'T THINK OF SOMEONE WHO'S LOST THEIR CAR KEYS.

...GOMEN.