Yeah, I just beat up my keyboard.
MARTIAL ARTS LEMONNNN!!! :D *shot*
No, seriously! :D I am dead serious here. I rarely like fanon, but hell, we're talking about MARTIAL ARTS LEMON. Like, you know, Martial Arts Figure Skating? XD Well, martial arts lemon. Seriously. (Yes, this is about Ranma 1/2, in case you don't get the reference.)
And it's crazy funny!
Google search the Ranma 1/2 lemon archive and look for A Romp in the Park. If you're into written hentai, that is. ;P And the whole "Sexual Martial Arts" comes into play in Part 2.
And dude... it's like, scary. XD Just because it is.